Originally from frightvale | 8.27.14

dunflower:

frightvale:

New video! “I HATE SUMMER” 

Hey guys! Check this out if you want to waste more time than you were already. I hope it doesn’t suck as much I think it does. Share/Like and subscribe if you have low standards pls!

yeet




Originally from punk-roque | 8.27.14

punk-roque:

it sucks nobody’s gonna like you next year

punk-roque:

it sucks nobody’s gonna like you next year




Originally from slipandslut | 8.27.14

(Source: slipandslut)




Originally from nextyearsgirl | 8.27.14

"2014 is not a good year to be a teenage girl. The last of the 90’s kids are growing up and we are starting to see the effects of being raised with the Internet. For generations before us, hormonal teenage boys looking for sexy images of women had limited options; they could brave the embarrassment of going to the counter and buying Playboy, they could look through their sister’s Cosmo or they could use their imagination. Porn today has rid itself of the embarrassment-factor by embracing the anonymity of the World Wide Web; Playboy isn’t really considered to be porn anymore, the real stuff lives in your phone, on your laptop, your tablet; it is available anywhere, anytime at the touch of a button. In fact this very website receives a steady stream of hits that result from someone googling some combination of ‘housekeeping porn’ + ‘sex’, ‘lesbian’ and/or ‘rape’. As you read this, somewhere there is an eleven-year-old boy curiously typing ‘porn’ into Google, probably hoping to see some big boobies. Fast forward a couple of years and he is masturbating to a video of a crying woman who is being tied down, simultaneously penetrated by three men, spanked, and being called a whore. Young boys are being de-sensitized to violence and the more they consume, the more abusive, the more graphic the porn has to be to excite them."

-

Clara Bennathan (via fleurlungs)

This is real

(via littlereddevill)

(Source: nextyearsgirl)





Originally from asapscience | 8.27.14

asapscience:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asapscience:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Originally from spermbanker | 8.27.14

spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants




Originally from poryqon | 8.27.14

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT




REASONS TO LOVE OCTOBER 
Originally from sophmoreslump | 8.27.14

sophmoreslump:

- JUMPERS
- COOL TREES
- HALLOWEEN
- PUMPKIN FLAVOURED DRINKS
- NEW FALL OUT BOY SINGLE




Originally from jean-luc-gohard | 8.27.14

  • White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
  • Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
  • Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
  • Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
  •  ...
  •  ...
  •  ...
  • White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!



Originally from solarcomplexities | 8.27.14

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: solarcomplexities)




Originally from wtfdonnie | 8.27.14

panic-at-the-dildos:

adashofformaldehydee:

wtfdonnie:

vices and virtues era brendon. reblog if u agree

yes but with too weird to live too rare to die haircut

are u okay?? do u need to sit down??? should i get u some water???




Originally from apple-str1der | 8.27.14

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK