These are named after MONSTERS 
Originally from f-yeah-askmemes | 7.28.14

  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?



Originally from flodaflo | 7.28.14

relahvant:

majestic

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Originally from pinkcookiedimples | 7.28.14

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Originally from outcense | 7.28.14

outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing




Originally from snorlaxatives | 7.28.14

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks




Originally from jesuschristofborg | 7.28.14

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Originally from androphilia | 7.28.14

nichole337vevo:

dream house

nichole337vevo:

dream house

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Originally from howtobeaheartbreaker | 7.28.14

drunktrophywife:

In ur tagged/me like

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Originally from linsdaylohan | 7.28.14

k1mkardashian:

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

my non-problematic white faves






Originally from lizziemcganja | 7.28.14

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

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Originally from define-werewolf | 7.28.14

gabriels-moose:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape
  • Fifty Shades of Grey

Twilight






Kid asking for a candy after his mom said no 
Originally from miraguey | 7.28.14

miraguey:

Kid: but mom, I really like this candy!

Mom: well, stop liking it and your problems are solved




Originally from iguanamouth | 7.28.14

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool