Originally from youtubeofficial | 9.1.14
- teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
- me: yeh
- friend: what r we supposed to be doin
- me: lol idk
Originally from onlypluggedin | 9.1.14
- Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
- Me: *turns up music*
- Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
- Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
- Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
- Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
- Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
- Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
- Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
- Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
- Lady cop: I can make that happen.
- Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
- Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
- Entire train: *applauds*
Anonymous asked: "i have a few questions! okay so 1. are u and ur bf still together? 2. what size is ur 21p crew neck? i want one but they only have large and xl and yours looks really big on you. also side note- you look really cute w/ your winter clothes!"
1. yes, 6 months tomorrow
and wowie thank u sm!!