Originally from youtubeofficial | 9.1.14

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk





I HATE when girls swear 
Originally from christtheconquerer | 9.1.14

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(Source: christtheconquerer)




Originally from newpoliticsfans | 9.1.14

WHY NEW POLITICS ARE A GIFT TO THE UNIVERSE FROM DENMARK AND LONG ISLAND

(Source: newpoliticsfans)




Originally from loganmcowen | 9.1.14

just-a-drawing-cat:

loganmcowen:

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

Holy moses, this blew up fast.

holy shit

just-a-drawing-cat:

loganmcowen:

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

Holy moses, this blew up fast.

holy shit




Originally from mypenisusedquickattack | 9.1.14

mypenisusedquickattack:

How I look in the mirror

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How I look in pictures

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Originally from onlypluggedin | 9.1.14

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me: 
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*



9.1.14

 Anonymous asked: "i have a few questions! okay so 1. are u and ur bf still together? 2. what size is ur 21p crew neck? i want one but they only have large and xl and yours looks really big on you. also side note- you look really cute w/ your winter clothes!"

1. yes, 6 months tomorrow

2. large

and wowie thank u sm!!








Originally from mrs-ostrich | 9.1.14

mrs-ostrich:

Okay but imagine person A of your otp picking up sleepy person B and carrying them to bed and person B just snuggles their face into person A’s shoulder you know on second thought don’t imagine that




Originally from lowfraid | 9.1.14

kingcheddarxvii:

WHAT did they find in that pool

kingcheddarxvii:

WHAT did they find in that pool

(Source: lowfraid)




Originally from xjaybe3x | 9.1.14

(Source: xjaybe3x)




Originally from phantomdoodler | 9.1.14

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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